1"I hate when people are all "Why do you watch WWE? If you want a real fight watch UFC". Any idiot that watches wrestling knows it's staged and I personally find two guys flying through the air and taking eachother down more entertaining than two dudes in shorts straddling each other. Just saying."
2:Omg I love Chinese food ....It is like 10x better the second time around
3: As a teenager, I've realized pizza solves every problem. And by pizza, I mean illegal drugs.
4:i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
5:my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
6:Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
7: seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
8:I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
9: my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
10: I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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